by Robert Hershon
you politely ask me not to die and i promise not to
right from the beginning—a relationship based on
good sense and thoughtfulness in little things
i would like to be loved for such simple attainments
as breathing regularly and not falling down too often
or because my eyes are brown or my father left-handed
and to be on [...]
Category Archives: Registry
Superbly Situated
place yer bets
According to my calculations, using the 20-25% rule of thumb, our final count should be right around the 160 mark.
But let’s make it interesting, shall we? Leave your guess of attendee numbers in the comments, and we’ll have some sort of prize for the visitor that comes the closest*.
*Many will play, few will win.
Co-Ed Shower
Last night was our shower, hosted by the Gum’s at their awesome house. It was so interesting to see various world collide as our friends and family met one another. The food was amazing, and we enjoyed fresh mint julep’s concocted by our friend Amy. To our surprise we had a time of public gift [...]
how droll
I bet your grandma didn’t put New Yorker cartoons into your shower gift card.
Give us the spoons.
I tried to be offended and indignant to the following, I tried to say, “There’s no need to trumpet your disdain,” but in the end I just decided it was really funny.
I am in love – and that means I get consumer durables for free! I demand a new kitchen – and you will pay [...]
